This is why you should always keep a suitcase packed after you get drunk and have sex with a fraternity. Thanks to the Internet (and your ex-boyfriend’s iPhone) you could become an Internet porn star overnight.
When that happens—and it’s only a matter of time, Sweetie—you’re going to want to get out of town…fast! Unless, or course, you’re already in Hollywood. Then call your agent.
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the spiffed-up, new version of the art with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
You should have gone with the original thought. There wasn’t the Internet in 1959, just the threat of the tape recorder. Now, with billions watching her on YouTube, packing that suitcase wouldn’t have been sufficient.
I liked the new one, with his mother receiving the toys – too funny! My new friend has a mother still living (but 92 next week). She still enjoys playing cards but I’ve no idea her opinion of toys.