No Housework—Ever!

No Housework—Ever!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #4, 1958.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #4, 1958.

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WOMAN: No housework? Ever?

MAN: Yup! The doctor said my work ethic is terminal!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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4.2.5.4

Sexpert

Sexpert

Okay, you’re a reporter (in the original art) and you concoct a fake story about your boyfriend (a junior lawyer at a big law firm.) You make it sound like he’s the real legal genius–and not his boss. So, which of the following do you think will happen?

A. Your boyfriend’s boss offers him a partnership and a big raise.

B. Your boyfriend is fired and hates you.

C. Your editor at the newspaper fires you.

D. Your boyfriend AND you are both fired. Your boyfriend hates you. And you’re a loser!

E. You’re hired by Fox News and date Sean Hannity.

Artist unknown. Art from Ten-Story Love #204, 1955

Artist unknown. Art from Ten-Story Love #204, 1955.

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SCENE: Woman sitting at a desk, holding a piece of paper and a pencil. She's thinking.

WOMAN: Gotta pump up my resume! Should I add sex kitten…or porn star?

Art: Ken Rice Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Ten-Story Love204.5.1
or Ten-Story Love204.6.1

Trust Me…or Wikipedia?

Trust Me…or Wikipedia?

Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani from First Kiss #1, 1957. Click on image to enlarge.

Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani from First Kiss #1, 1957. Click on image to enlarge.

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SCENE: Man and woman talking.

MAN: B-but...Wikipedia’s wrong! I’m not married to most of those women…at the moment!

Art: Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani Color: Allen Freeman

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01.6.3.1

Sponge Bobbed

Sponge Bobbed

Artist unknown. Art from Nurse Betsy Crane #13, 1961.

Artist unknown. Art from Nurse Betsy Crane #13, 1961.

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Red-Headed, Woman Nurse: Good news! The hospital bought a new sponge! Time for a bath!

Good news! The hospital bought a new sponge!
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Downside of Dating a Lawyer

Downside of Dating a Lawyer

Art by John Tartaglione from "My Confidence Man" in First Kiss #5, 1958.

Art by John Tartaglione from “My Confidence Man” in First Kiss #5, 1958.

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MAN: Did I? Well, that depends! How do you define “fart?”

WOMAN (thinking): Lawyers! Sheesh!

Art: John Tartaglione Color: Allen Freeman
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5.3.4.3