To win, submit the funniest dialogue for the contest image by July 1, 2013 at 10 p.m. PDT.
Submit dialogue as a comment to this post. (See Comment section below.)
You do not have to write dialogue for both word balloons. You can just have the man, the woman or both speak.
Or they can be thinking instead of speaking. (I can swap out the word balloons for thought bubbles.)
Prizes:
—On July 5, 2013, the winning dialogue will be lettered in the contest comic and posted on this website as well as GoComics; Romance Beat; World Famous Comics; and the Last Kiss fan page on Facebook.com. The winner’s name will be prominently displayed with the comic.
This instant fame will make you the envy of everyone you’ve ever known—assuming you tell them how cool it is.
—You will also receive a high-quality print of the contest comic with your name and dialogue lettered into the art. The print will be autographed by Last Kiss creator John Lustig.
—You’ll also receive 10 Last Kiss note or greeting cards as well as a Last Kiss Sticky Notebook.”
—At least three runners-up will be selected. Each will receive five Last Kiss note or greeting cards.
Other Important Stuff:
The “funniest dialogue” will be selected at the sole discretion and outrageous whim of Last Kiss creator John Lustig.
Posting a link to or promoting another website or product is forbidden and will be cause for removal and possible banning from the site.
Four-letter words or material that is sexually graphic or offensive can result in your submission being removed from the website and consideration.
Important Rules & Legal Stuff
Enter as often as you like. But please just submit your best gags.
Any entries that are not in English will not be considered and will be removed from the website.
If you do not live in the United States or Canada, you must pay shipping if you wish to have your prize mailed to you.
She: I think we locked braces!
He: I think my mom just came home!
She: Your arrow, is it really green?
He: Just the shaft, and more like chartreuse, actually.
She: I wonder if he knows how to really use that feather?
He: I wonder if she knows her thumb is stuck in my ear?
Her: Let me show you how to use that feather.
Him: Get off me, I’m gay.
BC: You kiss just like Green Lantern!
GA: So do you!
Black Cannary: Your sidekick kisses better than you.
Green Arrow: You took the words out of my mouth!
BC: “I wonder whether he’ll be disappointed that the carpet doesn’t match the drapes.”
GA: “I wonder whether she knows that I know that the carpet doesn’t match the drapes.”
(thought balloons)
Her: “Oh, Oliver; I don’t care that you dress like Peter Pan! I love you!!”
Him: “I want to wear your pantyhose!”
Her: Mmmm. I wonder who this guy is?
Him: Mmmm. I wonder if she has a sister?
She: Whatever you do, please don’t tell my husband.
He: I AM your husband !!!
Her: OMG! You’re my brother!
Caption – She knew that when she let him kiss her that it would end there. It would be their last kiss.
female thought bubble- He doesn’t know that I have poison wax on my thumb. He’ll be dead within minutes.
male thought bubble- She doesn’t know that I have poison lip gloss on. She’ll be dead within minutes.
She – Hey what happened to the fingers on your hand.
He – Even though I only have a thumb on my left hand, I know how to use it.
Her: Your costume makes you so gay!
Him: Your spandex makes you so easy!
Thought bubbles:
She: All the girls will be sooo impressed, I’m going Green!
He: Wow! That infomercial program “How To Score Spandex-Clad Babes By Projecting Your Inner Super Hero” REALLY works, 16 seconds and I’ve got tongue action! The guys will all be green with envy.
She: Ugh!! He’s using his tongue. I’ll close my eyes and pretend
It’s Larry Lance
He: ooooh. If only I could hold Speedy in my arms this way. Hot
Diggity dog!
She: “He stole my heart- But I don’t care! Who is he, anyway?”
He: “She stole my heart- But I don’t care! Who is she, anyway?”
[Flip the picture; 86 the masks]***PUN ALERT***
He: Perhaps I should tell you now, I’m not the marryin’ kind…
She: Perhaps you should have mentioned that before you were robbin’ me of my virginity!
She: Your arrow seems, uh, a flexible shaft…
He: I just use this one for practice.
She Your arrow seems to have, uh, a flexible shaft…
He: I just use this one for practice.
She: Fighting evil leaves me so tense.
He: It’ll help to get out of these ridiculous clothes.
She: Fighting evil leaves me so tense.
He: We survived. Now it’s time to multiply.
Black Canary: Is that an arrow or are you just happy to see me?
Green Arrow: It’s not an arrow and I am happy to see you!!!
Black Canary: So Tel me Ollie, is that a boxing glove arrow or are you just happy to see me.
Thought balloons:
She: How can I ask him if he’d be into a three-way with Supergirl?
He: How can I ask her if she’d be into a three-way with Supergirl?
Thought balloons:
BC: Wow, I can’t believe how flirty I get after I polish off a fifth of bourbon.
GA: Wow, I can’t believe how her kisses taste just like mommy’s.
Let me clean this one up a bit. Thought balloons:
BC: Wow, I can’t believe how flirty I get after a few shots of bourbon.
GA: Wow, I can’t believe how her kisses taste just like mommy’s.
Thanks.
Thought bubble
He: It can’t last, she kisses with her eyes open just like Batman.
GA: This is the greatest costume party! She thinks I’m Green Arrow, and I’m really Jim!
BC: This is the greatest costume party! He thinks I’m Black Canary, and I’m really Bob!
(thought balloons)
BC: Hmmm, I hope we will stay like that forever!
GA: Hm, I hope we will NOT stay like that forever!
She: “I’ve been struck by Cupid’s arrow!”
He: “Bullseye!”
Her: Oh Rob. I’ve waited so long to kiss you.
Him: Rob? I’m Kev- I mean yeah, Rob. That works.
Her: Be careful out there and come back to me safe and sound.
Him: I’m just going to the bathroom.
Her: Just twist to the right, now down a bit…
Him: Freakin’ braces.
Her: Moonlight, music, and you. What could make this moment any better?
Him (thought bubble): Kate Upton
Her: Moonlight, music, and you. What could make this moment any better?
Him: more tequila.
Her: What are you doing with your tongue?
Him: The Macarena!
She: How could we have waited so long for this?
He: I hope the drugs don’t wear off too soon.
She: This. . This isn’t right, you know.
He: Right. Left. Tilt your head anyway you want.
She: Please be careful, dear.
He: I thought YOU brought protection.
I wonder if he knows that I have a secret identity.
******
I wonder if she knows that I have a secret identity.
(Thought bubble)
Her: Oh man, why did I think it was a good idea to kiss the Green Halitosis?!
Left balloon: Moon Base to Green Arrow, come in Green Arrow
–
Right ballon: Green Arrow to Moon Base… I’ll be coming soon enough…
Left balloon: You’re not the man I thought you were…
–
Right balloon: Neither are you…
Her: How long did you say that feather was?
He: Long enough to tickle you
Her: Brother?!?
Him: Sis?!?
Bottom boxed text: Well, I guess we have our answer, or do we?
Woman: Mmmm! Chocolate-flavoured!
Man: Chocolate-flavoured SUPERGLUE!
She: I am not on birth control.
He: Don’t worry, I have been “snipped.”
Woman – I hope you don’t mind, but I’m thinking of Batman right now.
Man – That’s ok, so am I.
Her: Take me home and ravage me!
Him: I hope you’re not a screamer. Mom and dad are light sleepers.