To win, submit the funniest dialogue for the contest image by July 1, 2013 at 10 p.m. PDT.
Submit dialogue as a comment to this post. (See Comment section below.)
You do not have to write dialogue for both word balloons. You can just have the man, the woman or both speak.
Or they can be thinking instead of speaking. (I can swap out the word balloons for thought bubbles.)
Prizes:
—On July 5, 2013, the winning dialogue will be lettered in the contest comic and posted on this website as well as GoComics; Romance Beat; World Famous Comics; and the Last Kiss fan page on Facebook.com. The winner’s name will be prominently displayed with the comic.
This instant fame will make you the envy of everyone you’ve ever known—assuming you tell them how cool it is.
—You will also receive a high-quality print of the contest comic with your name and dialogue lettered into the art. The print will be autographed by Last Kiss creator John Lustig.
—You’ll also receive 10 Last Kiss note or greeting cards as well as a Last Kiss Sticky Notebook.”
—At least three runners-up will be selected. Each will receive five Last Kiss note or greeting cards.
Other Important Stuff:
The “funniest dialogue” will be selected at the sole discretion and outrageous whim of Last Kiss creator John Lustig.
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Four-letter words or material that is sexually graphic or offensive can result in your submission being removed from the website and consideration.
Important Rules & Legal Stuff
Enter as often as you like. But please just submit your best gags.
Any entries that are not in English will not be considered and will be removed from the website.
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Black Canary: Mmmph mmph mmmph mmmph!
Green Arrow: Mmmph mmmph mmph mmmph!
Damn that mask, I’ll never know who he is!
Dorcas will never figure it out, she’s blonde!
BC – I think I just swallowed your goatee.
GA – That’s all right, it was a fake.
Black Canary – His arms, so masculine and firm…
Green Arrow – Her arms… So masculine and firm?
Green Arrow: WHAT? HUH? WHAT DID YOU… WILL YOU PLEASE GET YOUR THUMB OUT OF MY EAR!
MMMFP I told you
Stuck!!! not to get
those braces!
BC – Please be careful.
GA – Don’t worry, I have had a vasectomy.
She: That mask might hide his face, but I recognize the tongue!
Black Canary: If I push the love button in his ear he will love me forever!
Green Arrow: If I push the silence button on the back of her head with my long thumb she will shut-up!
SHE: Whoa! Is that one of your arrows?
HE: No, but I guarantee it’ll make you quiver.
LOL & groan!
Woman: Think I’m gonna take care of his…arrow.
Black Canary: What will it take, my darling, to keep you forever by my side?
Green Arrow: Well, you could let me wear the fishnets…
She: Wow, this guy uses more eyeliner than I do.
He: Argh! Don’t touch the hair!
Green Arrow: Mmmm, Canary’s kisses are like cream–so good–OH, NO! NOT AGAIN!!
Black Canary: Mmmm. IIs that an another arrow or are you REALLY happy to see me? HEY! I thought it was your sidekick who was named “Speedy”!…
GA: Another arrow in your quiver?!
BC: At least the Green Hornet had a stinger (missile)
Black Canary: Could I truly fall in love with a superhero? Is this wise? What can the future hold for such an unlikely pair?
Green Arrow: Maybe if I keep kissing her, she’ll shut the Hell up.
Thought balloons SVP.
BC: It’s going to be bad if someone sees us.
GA: I know. We’ll never live down getting our braces locked.
He: “I’m finally in love”
She: “Get your tongue out of my mouth, this is a goodbye kiss!”
She: I wonder where he got that hat ?
He: I wonder where she got those ear rings ?
she: is that an arrow in your Quiver?
he:no, that’s my arrow quivering.
She: I wonder what Superman is doing?
He: I wonder what Superman is doing?
Her, “That better be one of your arrows” Him, “No but it works for me!”
She–“I thought you only used a bow and arrow,”,,, He-“I do”
her “You won’t kiss and William Tell?”
him “What happens at Comiccom stays at Comiccom.”
added thought balloon to both “Thank God!”
She: Mike, is that you?
He: Bob ?!
Black Canary: Now that we’re married you can take off that mask.
Green Arrow: Just don’t post it on your Facebook!
Just noticed my last entry would have worked better with thought balloons rather than dialogue. Here’s a variation on the “fishnets” theme, but using thought balloons:
Black Canary: Wow! What a he-man!
Green Arrow: I’m sick of these tights. I wonder if she’ll let me wear her fishnets?
Black Canary: Wow! You kiss way better than Batman!
Green Arrow: Thanks. Catwoman and Batgirl agree with you.
BC: I know that tongue… Oh my god! It’s my husband!
GA: She’s so hot for me! Not like that cold bitch of a wife!
These are “thought bubbles,” not “speech bubbles:”
Black Canary: I think I found the microfilm.
Green Arrow: Just wait until she finds out where the real one is hiding.
She: “I’m all a-quiver, but is your aim true? “. He: “Bullseye!” (keeping it simple, those balloons aren’t that big)
She: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Him: What is this I don’t even
She: I wonder what the tongue ring would feel like if he used it somewhere else.
He: Her skin is so smooth. I’m going to insist my boyfriend shaves right before the next time we make out.
Her: “Bye, then.”
Him: “Yeah, give me a call sometime.”
Woman: ‘Oh no, I think one of my implants just burst!’
Man: (To himself), ‘Wow, she’s juicier than I thought!’…
She – I hope he likes my superhero underwear!
He – I hope she likes my superhero underwear!
Him: You’re no Diana Prince!
Her: You’re no Bruce Wayne…Dick Grayson perhaps!
She: “I told you I’m good!”
He: “Good god, Doctor — is that my prostate?!?!”
She: “Okay, Peter Pan, I’ve kissed you at last! So start behaving like a grown-up!”
He: “Hate to break it to you, Wendy, but I’m actually Robin Hood.”
HER: You make me feel like a woman again!
HIM: Wait…. you’re a woman?!
Thought Balloons:
BC: Mmmm, minty…
GA: Mmmm, sunflower seeds…
Gal – Mmmphhmrrnnn
Guy – Hmmnnnn slurp
Her: “It’ll never work! I’m Marvell Comics! You’re Deecee!”
Him: “Then, we’ll just have to…GO INDEPENDENT!”
Her: HEY! WAKE UP!
Him: Snoring…
Her: Did you just pass me your gum?
Him: No, I just passed you a nasty virus.
Thought bubbles:
He: Must.. not get… distracted… by diabolical… woman… ohh… getting… stiff… … in… thumb… oh… ohhh…
She: What a knob! Oh dang – I totally forgot about the pot roast in the oven!!!
She: One of your arrows is poking me.
He: That’s not one of my arrows.
BC: Is that an arrow in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
GA: Yes.
She (thought bubble): I wonder what he knows about using that feather.
He (thought bubble): Where’s the zipper in back?
Both: Why do I never get Wonder Woman in these key parties?