Pencil Envy

Pencil Envy

Here’s the original art.

Remember, guys. Stay in school!
Otherwise your girlfriend won’t love you.Then you’ll start drinking even more than you do now.

And you’ll end up spending all your time browsing Internet porn and web comics.

Oops. Too late.

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SCENE: Man with a carpenter's pencil behind his ear talks to a woman.

MAN: My pencil? You think it’s too small...don’t you?

WOMAN (thinking): He thinks I said...“pencil?”

Art: Charles Nicholas & Dick Giordano
Color: Allen Freeman

Guest…Who?

Guest…Who?

The original First Kiss story “Magic in the Moon” is the tale of Plain Amy.

Amy’s self-esteem is lower than a snake’s waistline. And there’s no chance she’ll ever fall in love. Ever.

But then…

Amy becomes a contestant on a TV show and wins…a complete makeover!

Extra goodies include a Florida vacation and a hot dude to be her hired heartthrob.

It’s true love…Hollywood Style!

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SCENE: On the set of a TV talk show a young woman looks stunned as the host talks.

TV SHOW HOST: Surprise! Our next guest is your husband’s other secret wife!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman

Death À La Mode

Death À La Mode

Recipe for Heartbreak

A tasty serving of angst and more angst in the original romance art for today’s Last Kiss…

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SCENE: A woman has her face buried in one of her hands as she stands next to a man in a chef's hat.

WOMAN: Aspic? Not arsenic? Well, that explains everything!

Color by Allen Freeman
©2012 Last Kiss Inc

The Best Free Things in Live are…Me!

The Best Free Things in Live are…Me!

This time I’m running the entire page of original art. This opening page is so catty that it’d be shame to limit it to just one panel.

(If the image below appears distorted, please click the image for a better and larger version.)

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WOMAN (to two men): I don’t believe in taking money for sex… until after the first date!

Inks by Dick Giordano
Color by Allen Freeman

Perfection is a Settler

Perfection is a Settler

Larry the Wise!

Here’s the original romance art. Larry’s her boyfriend. So, of course, he’ll know what to do…

Her problem? Her parents don’t know she’s dating Larry. And they’re forcing her to go on a blind date.

Fortunately, the blind date turns out to be…Larry!

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WOMAN: Someday I’ll find the perfect man…and he’ll settle for me!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman