by John | Nov 6, 2011 | Uncategorized
Getting married is the perfect way to spice up a first date. If nothing else, it gives you something to talk about when you phone your lawyer the next day.
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (talking on phone): It was so romantic! We ran out of things to do last night! So we got married!
by John | Nov 3, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (to man): Tell me
everything about yourself...Starting with your bank account!
Art by Luis Dominguez
by John | Nov 1, 2011 | Uncategorized
I apologize for the totally &@%xted quality of today’s gag. I blame it on yesterday’s Halloween candy. I obviously didn’t eat enough.
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: First we texted! Then we sexted! And now?
MAN: We break upxted!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
