by John | May 20, 2011 | Uncategorized
I apologize if the world ends before you get a chance to read this. If you do read this then congratulations. Apparently your life is now complete.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman crying.
WOMAN: I wasn’t raptured! all those years of being a virgin...wasted!
by John | May 19, 2011 | Uncategorized
And if you believe that…don’t blame me!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Distressed woman looks at man and woman who are behind her.
WOMAN: I can’t blame him! It’s my fault for not being a complete slut!
Artist unknown
by John | May 17, 2011 | Uncategorized
I’ve spoken to your spouse and she (or was it “he?”) assures me that she/he didn’t marry you for money.
In fact, she (he or even “it”) assures me that given a chance to remarry you “there isn’t enough money in the world to make me do it again!”
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: Of course I love you! If I was marrying you for money...I’d marry someone else!
Pencils by Charles Nicholas
by John | May 15, 2011 | Uncategorized
I think “Holy hooters” is now my favorite exclamation. I can’t wait to use it in real life. I’m sure it’ll come in handy one of these days:
“Holy hooters, Reverend! It’s a pleasure to meet you!”
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Two startled men looking at someone who is off panel.
MAN #1: Holy Hooters!
What will our readers say when they see that beautiful naked woman?
MAN: #2:My guess?
That Lustig needs to make these comics wider!
Art by Dick Giordano & Vince Alascia
by John | May 12, 2011 | Uncategorized
On the other hand, you can trust me completely. Why? Because I said so!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Two women in a powder room. One is putting on lipstick
WOMAN: I’d like to trust you, but you remind me too much of me!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
