I Don’t Want to Steal, But…
Other excuses that won’t fly:
–I don’t want to rob banks. But that’s where they keep the money.
–No one told me the gun was loaded…any of the times I shot him.
–It’s not my fault this isn’t funny. You’re just not reading it right!
Here’s the German version of this comic.
↓ Transcript
SCENE: A man and woman are seated at a desk and he's pointing to some sheets of paper on the desk. She looks dubious.
MAN: I don’t want to take your last dollar! But what can I do? I’m addicted
to money!
MAN: I don’t want to take your last dollar! But what can I do? I’m addicted
to money!
