You Interest Me!
I’m interested. Now where’s my money?
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WOMAN (talking to man): I’m like a bank! The more money you deposit..the more interest you get!
Gordon Pyke Wins Contest; Guest Caption by Orson Scott Card
Congratulations to winner Gordon Pyke (and to everyone who took part in the contest.)
Second Place honors went to Jeff Willis for his submission: MAN: I feel faint. WOMAN: You should put your head between my knees.
Third Place bragging rights went to Gale Grove for the following dialog: MAN (thinking): I knew that she was a real women when she opened the beer with her tongue.
Special thanks to Orson Scott Card for writing the opening caption and setting the scene for the contest comic.
There were lots of great submissions that didn’t win prizes, but that are well worth reading. Some of my favorites are here.
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Caption by Orson Scott Card
Dialog by Gordon Pyke
SCENE: A man and woman are picnicking below a tree. The man is on his back and has his head is in the woman's lap. He's holding a beverage in one hand. The woman smiles and looks down at him.
CAPTION: She knew he was a real man when he fell out of the tree without dropping his beer.
WOMAN: I guess climbing trees isn’t your thing, honey! Why don’t you try something easier…like me?
Dialog by Gordon Pyke
SCENE: A man and woman are picnicking below a tree. The man is on his back and has his head is in the woman's lap. He's holding a beverage in one hand. The woman smiles and looks down at him.
CAPTION: She knew he was a real man when he fell out of the tree without dropping his beer.
WOMAN: I guess climbing trees isn’t your thing, honey! Why don’t you try something easier…like me?
Postage Due, Valentine!
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SCENE: A beautiful woman cries and stares at a letter carrier as he takes some mail out of a box and looks back at her.
WOMAN: B-but you must have at least one valentine for me! I've slept with every man in town!
MALE LETTER CARRIER: Well...uh, not every man!
WOMAN: B-but you must have at least one valentine for me! I've slept with every man in town!
MALE LETTER CARRIER: Well...uh, not every man!
Half-Price Love!
So maybe he can afford to date her–for now. But what happens if things get serious? Even at half price, could he afford the honeymoon?
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SCENE: Man holds crying woman.
MAN: Sorry, but I'm dumping you for my therapist! She's blonde, beautiful and best of all...she's only charging me half price for tonight's date!
WOMAN: You fool! Now you'll never get out of therapy!
MAN: Sorry, but I'm dumping you for my therapist! She's blonde, beautiful and best of all...she's only charging me half price for tonight's date!
WOMAN: You fool! Now you'll never get out of therapy!
Lie to Me! Please!!!
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SCENE: A surprise party. Young woman hugs a man as friends celebrate around them. There's a birthday cake on a table in front of them.
WOMAN: What a wonderful surprise! How did you keep it a secret?
MAN: Easy! I just lied to you…like usual!
SECOND WOMAN (looking on): GEE! I wish someone would lie to me!
WOMAN: What a wonderful surprise! How did you keep it a secret?
MAN: Easy! I just lied to you…like usual!
SECOND WOMAN (looking on): GEE! I wish someone would lie to me!
