Vixen Von Tramp

Vixen Von Tramp

by | Jan 7, 2010 | Uncategorized

Sometimes a joke takes root and won’t die. Then weird things happen…and characters like today’s Vixen Von Tramp are born.

Ms. Von Tramp (and her entire clan) were conceived over on gocomics.com/lastkiss when one of my readers–the impressively monikered “LordDogmore”–suggested that one of my less chaste female characters was “a member of that singing group “The Von Tramp” family. The play on the “Von Trapp” family of “The Sound of Music” tickled my silly bone. And apparently it did the same for other GoComics regulars because ever since then we’ve been making jokes about the Von Tramps.

Until today, though, none of my comics officially mentioned any of the Von Tramps by name. So, I take great pleasure in presenting a member of the clan Von Tramp. I’m sure we’ll meet more of them in the future. Thanks, LordD!

Give Him Credit?

Give Him Credit?

by | Jan 4, 2010 | Uncategorized

I love this guy. He’s so smug. You just know he’s up to no good!

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↓ Transcript
SCENE: Man and woman embracing.

MAN: But, Babe, why do I need a job? I’ve got credit cards!

WOMAN: Gosh, Sweetie! Why do I need a boyfriend? I’ve got a vibrator!

The Naked Truth

The Naked Truth

by | Jan 3, 2010 | Uncategorized

Nude? The ultimate in full disclosure first dates!

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↓ Transcript
SCENE: Two young women. One is in her underwear, arranging her hair as she looks in a mirror. The other is behind her and looking on.

WOMAN IN UNDERWEAR: First dates are so difficult! I never know what to wear!

SECOND WOMAN: Oh, I know! It’s enough to make you want to give up clothes completely!