by John | Dec 24, 2025 | Blog
Have a Ho! Ho! Ho! Hee! Hee! Hee Christmas!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Santa Claus and his reindeers are flying across the sky. Below them looking up at them are two other reindeers.
SANTA: Ho! Ho! Ho! Hee! Hee! Hee! Wheeeeee!
REINDEER (ON THE GROUND) #1: Santa’s
extra Jolly this
Christmas! I wonder...why?
REINDEER (ON THE GROUND) #2: Oh Dear God...no! He must’ve finally done it! Santa’s joined the Mile-High Club!
Clip Art Composite Deer Me: John Lustig From an idea by “PackratJohn”
Merry Christmas!
by John | Dec 23, 2025 | Blog
I’m not quite through with Christmas. Tomorrow I wrap up my Christmas gag gifts with one more! Happy Holidays, everyone!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Beautiful woman holding two Christmas ornaments in front of her apparently naked breasts.
WOMAN: You can only have one! So...Choose wisely!
Model: Caitlin Litzinger Photo: Allen Freeman
Decoration Committee: John Lustig
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by John | Dec 22, 2025 | Blog
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Santa holding the wrists of an upset woman.
SANTA CLAUS: I hear you’ve been naughty!
WOMAN: Fake news! I blame the media!
1951 Artist Unknown Re-Ink and Santa Outfit: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Blame the Writer: John Lustig
Original Art: From “Nightmare Journey” in Diary Loves #9.
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by John | Dec 21, 2025 | Blog
↓ Transcript
SCENE: Three roosters dressed up like Santa.
ROOSTER #1: Chicks, you better watch out! You better not cry!
ROOSTER #2: Better not pout, I'm telling you why!
ROOSTER #3: ‘Cause...Santa Cocks are coming to town!
Art: Fowl AI Feeling Cocky : John Lustig
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by John | Dec 16, 2025 | Blog
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Bored woman sitting at a desk with a book. Man snatches the book away from her in the 2nd panel.
TITLE: A Christmas Gift for Junior?
CAPTION: I wrote Disney comics for decades. So I’ve thought a lot about what makes a good story for kids. And I’ve come to the conclusion it’s the same thing that makes any story good. Never talk down to your readers. (Even if some of ‘em need booster seats.) And always write something you’d want to read yourself. It’s that simple. --John Lustig
WOMAN: This graphic novel is sorta dull! <Yawn!> but...I guess junior will enjoy it!
MAN: Stop! If it bores you, it’ll probably bore Junior! Then he’ll get cranky and crave thrills! By the time he’s ten he could be robbing liquor stores!
CAPTION: Don’t doom your child to a life of crime! Remember: good children’s books are ageless!
1949 Artist Unknown Young at Heart Writer: John Lustig
Original Art: From the story “The Man in Her Diary” in Glamorous Romances 42
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