by John | Dec 28, 2025 | Blog
This gag is courtesy of me and my mischievous pal Mike Pascale!
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Two young women standing by a Christmas wreath that's mounted on a pole.
WOMAN #1: The tariffs really crimped my holiday gift budget!
WOMAN #2: Mine too! All I could give my Johnny was half a lump of coal...and great sex!
1965 Art: Vince Colletta Studio New Character Color: Allen Freeman
www.LastKiss.US Coal Delivery: Mike Pascale & John Lustig
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "Surprise Party" in First Kiss #40, 1965. alias copy
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by John | Dec 24, 2025 | Blog
Have a Ho! Ho! Ho! Hee! Hee! Hee Christmas!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Santa Claus and his reindeers are flying across the sky. Below them looking up at them are two other reindeers.
SANTA: Ho! Ho! Ho! Hee! Hee! Hee! Wheeeeee!
REINDEER (ON THE GROUND) #1: Santa’s
extra Jolly this
Christmas! I wonder...why?
REINDEER (ON THE GROUND) #2: Oh Dear God...no! He must’ve finally done it! Santa’s joined the Mile-High Club!
Clip Art Composite Deer Me: John Lustig From an idea by “PackratJohn”
Merry Christmas!
by John | Dec 23, 2025 | Blog
I’m not quite through with Christmas. Tomorrow I wrap up my Christmas gag gifts with one more! Happy Holidays, everyone!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Beautiful woman holding two Christmas ornaments in front of her apparently naked breasts.
WOMAN: You can only have one! So...Choose wisely!
Model: Caitlin Litzinger Photo: Allen Freeman
Decoration Committee: John Lustig
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by John | Dec 22, 2025 | Blog
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Santa holding the wrists of an upset woman.
SANTA CLAUS: I hear you’ve been naughty!
WOMAN: Fake news! I blame the media!
1951 Artist Unknown Re-Ink and Santa Outfit: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Blame the Writer: John Lustig
Original Art: From “Nightmare Journey” in Diary Loves #9.
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by John | Dec 21, 2025 | Blog
↓ Transcript
SCENE: Three roosters dressed up like Santa.
ROOSTER #1: Chicks, you better watch out! You better not cry!
ROOSTER #2: Better not pout, I'm telling you why!
ROOSTER #3: ‘Cause...Santa Cocks are coming to town!
Art: Fowl AI Feeling Cocky : John Lustig
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