Art by Vince Colletta Studio from “This Gamble Called Love” from BRIDES IN LOVE #9, 1958.
First dates are all about discovery! Excitement! And…uh, talking about your ex-lover?
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Art by Vince Colletta Studio from “His Future Bride” in BRIDES IN LOVE #10, 1958.
So, why does he need his secretary to stay?
—To make him a real man. (Some assembly required.)
—To organize and prioritize his porn collection.
—To sharpen his pencil. (He only has one.)
No, that can’t be right.
So, I’m taking suggestions. (And, let’s eliminate the obvious. “Dick-tation” doesn’t count.) The funniest, most original answer wins…my gratitude and the admiration of thousands!
Submit your ideas in the comments below.
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Artist unknown from “Navy Bride” in G.I. War Brides #1, 1954.
So I’ve been at sea for 13 months (mostly without sex) and you think the first thing I want is dinner? Trust me, Sweetie, I haven’t been lying awake at nights dreaming of your cucumber salad.
Or even your meat loaf!
It’s you that I want. Delicious you!
Hmm. And, of course, a really good carrot cake—after (or even during) sex.
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Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from Brides in Love #10, 1958.
You be the bread and butter. I’ll be the jam. And maybe the pickle.
Bring napkins. This is going to be messy.
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Art by Bill Ward from “Vengeance of Love” in Diary Loves #2, 1949.
Or maybe you could find him and punch his stupid face until he cries…louder than a little girl. (Well, louder than you anyway.)
But you’re too good for that aren’t you?
So, instead, you opt to be mature and sensible. And put dog poop in his heat vents.
Meanwhile, back in the present…
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